i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
A mental mind fuck can be nice.
When a teacher sends you to take something to another room
A white girl walks into a tattoo shop. “Uhmm… Do you guys do infinity symbols? Like on wrists?”
guess how many white girls with infinity symbol tattoos on their wrists sent me angry messages because of this post?
probably an infinite amount
my tattoo artist would love this post
Beyoncé shared this amazing medley of Bey songs by Cameron J. Check it out!
i thought of you, while in the shower
and i thought of how nice it’d be
to have your things among my things
along the bathtub’s edge
and i imagined myself running out of soap
and using yours
and wearing you to work, and the grocery store
and i imagined that night, laying down beside you
and smelling your neck
and finding out where all my soap had gone
AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY GOD MADE WOMEN BLEED OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS EVERY MONTH BECAUSE HES A FUCKING ASSHOLE
Period
- Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of M&M's
- Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Period: Yell at a puppy.
- Period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
I thought that was an armadillo so I awww’d really loud before I read the caption.
